Waking Up Horny in Curitiba

“Matter of fact,” he said, “you can tell a lot about the way a man’s been brought up by gettin’ him to talk about what comes out the end of his pecker.” He said, “If he calls it, ‘jism,’ y’all know he ain’t been well brought up and you probably need to be careful of him from then on.”
Uncle Abe told me that puttin’ your pecker up inside a lady’s special place like that is called, “makin’ love,” and just hearing them two words together like that, “makin’,” and, “love,” made it sound real special. Redtube So me and Uncle Abe clumb down off of the roof, and Uncle Abe went to the kitchen to make himself a pot of coffee, and that left me all on my lonesome. I swallowed some spit to wet my throat again, and I took me a breath to start hollerin’, but I heard Granma McCutcheon back at the cabin. This boy been sassin’ you again? We played together, we run together, we fought together, we wrassled together, we fished together, matter of fact, most anything two kids can do together, I reckon we done it together, ’cause like I said, we was real close. I know what y’all look like, and I know what squattin’ down looks like, and I know what peein’ looks like, so if I put them four things together in my head, I reckon I know what you squattin’ down to pee looks like,” and Betsy-Jo said, “See Wendell, you ain’t nowhere near as silly as folks’s always sayin’.”
Anyway, that was way back, but