Pampered Princess Alex Takes a Strap-On Ride

I had a story I started writing which I was sure would be next, but I’m not sure anymore if it’ll interest me enough, or if it’ll interest you enough. And then do the whole thing over and over again with every bit. Tnaflix Now be quiet or it’ll be 1000.”
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Josh was woken up as usual by his alarm clock telling him it was time for school. “Tell us how you came to possess the wand.”
“Well, uh…” Abbie said. Josh was a little worried when he heard about this, as he was pretty sure he knew who the father was, but he sensibly kept quiet. Maybe someone else found you and took it away. You gave me Sarah, Holly and Molly, and you fucked, among others, a load of cheerleaders, some girls at a swimming pool, and from what you told me, Principal Drummond.”
“Bullshit,” Josh said. Eventually two guards came for them, lowering the barrier. “Johnathan Chrislow, aged 454,” says Councillor Haruoz. “Of course, Councillor Kar-Il,” said one of the other men. I thought it looked like a magic wand, so I tried casting a few spells. I realised it worked so I took it.”
“Do you often steal your brother’s property?”
“No, but…this was a once-in-a-lifetime find.”
“And what did you do once in possession of the wand?”
“I…had sex with One Direction,” Abbie admitted. Sarah found that no matter where she went, everyone seemed to be staring at each-other with lust, something which got kind of annoying after the first 5 minutes.