Let me bring you to climax

Carole: “But, but, but, but….he’s not a real reindeer, he’s a big black man with an enormous cock! Cast (In no particular order): Narrator (The easiest part of all), Mary Christmas (An attractive woman in her early 30’s), Carole (a young trainee), Rudy The Red Knobbed Reindeer (a reindeer), Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Cupid, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen (more reindeers), Foo-Kin Thin (a small box of electronics from Japan), Santa Claus (a red faced obese old inebriate wanted for questioning by police forces in 92 different countries on suspicion of paedophile charges following evidence that he has serially entered the bedrooms of young children across the globe), various Elves, Imps, Goblins and myriad small creatures (short arses), a Teddy Bear (a toy) and assorted sleeping figures (random characters, some of whom might be familiar to some people. Redtube Vignette (f):
A bedroom. Enter Mary Christmas, Stage Left and Carole, Stage Right, simultaneously. A female figure sleeps soundly in a bed. “I wonder if she knows how to use it properly? His antlers are stuck on the side of his head with Blu-Tack!”
Mary Christmas: “Yes, but he thinks he’s a reindeer. Or. Carole: “Well, I hope this job’s more fun than the last one!” she looks closely at the dozing figure “Wow, they really have got red necks then! I thought it was just a nick-name.” she looks closer, lifting the head of the lethargic man “Oh no, it’s just dirt. I’m outta here!”
Exit, pursued by a bear. Perhaps I ought to show her.” to Audience “What do you think boys and girls?”
Audience: “YES!”
Mary Christmas: “Really?”
Audience: “YES!”
Mary Christmas: