Wife moans loudly with husband’s friend while hubby records the steamy threesome

“We can make a cunt hole where your cock was, “ I says, “If you want but most folk what’s interested is queers what takes it up their ass anyway so it’s a bit pointless is that.”
“Oh,” he says. Well I had a Transit Van gearbox to put back in and Nutter wanted his Harley Oil changed ASAP, “Half three any good?”
“Do I have to stay in all night?” he asked
“No, its dead quick,” I said, “We measure up the graft, lop off the organ and sew the graft on then make a pee hole, dead quick if you don’t want tits, and it’s cash only by the way.”
“And you are qualified yes?” He asked. Blacked “You OK mate?” I asked. “No, Jesus, You can do a declaration that you’re female and get into the ladies loo or ladies changing rooms or,” I said. “Not since Labour won 2024 election, July 4th I think it was,” I explained , “You just fill in an online form on the “You Gov” website and Robert’s your mothers brother.”
“Oh,” he said. “Keer Stammer brought in the change in the law in 2024, when Labour won the UK election,” I explained, “Me sister’friend found some bloke’s cock nuzzling her ass crack in showers at the swimming pool and when she complained they said she was trans – fobic and should get a life.”
“Oh,” he said. “Yes, that’s what I want,” he agreed. “We discussed my sex change last week,” he said, “I did as you suggested, and well, I never realised how lovely fucking a lady was, I went to