Petite Kimmy Granger gets a steamy housewarming creampie

“Try it,” that Imran cunt says and next thing there’s a fucking AK47 barrel pointing at me head, fucking Kalashnikov no less. “Idiots!” he squeals and he legs it back downstairs, then he comes back up, “He is dead!” he says. China AV “Fucking grow up,” she said, “Anyway you met my mate?”
I stared, “Doreen?” there was Ted Atkins missus Doreen in high heels, fishnets and a bum freezer miniskirt hiding in Woolworths shop doorway. I eyeballed the stuff in the table, “So what is it?” I asked, “RDX?”
“Semtex,” Imran said, “And there are mobile telephone timers.”
I eyeballed the stuff in the table, “Where?” I asked. “Very funny Johnno,” Jerry leers, “That was years ago.”
“What was?” Al asked. “No, it is a reciever!” Imran protested. “Very funny,” I said as me tool shrank. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
“Fucking cunt’s got guns!” I told Al and Nobby later. “Fucking packed it in,” I lied, I got sacked when I fucked up the Intermezzo from the “Ironmasters” in regional final, hit top A flat instead of top B flat you never heard such a fucking row, “You still play?” I asks. “They don’t care that people will die,” she said. “Where’s the boss?” Al asked, “We know he’s here?”
“Michael,” she shouts, fucking Asian called fucking Michael, you couldn’t make it up. I eyeballed the stuff in the table, “So what is it?” I asked, “RDX?”
“Semtex,” Imran said, “And there are mobile telephone timers.”
I eyeballed the stuff in the table, “Where?” I asked.